January 2013
NEW BLOG Y’ALL because this one is making me feel claustrophobic
movin’ over to stopkiss.tumblr.com
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braided:
just gonna start telling people i’ll fuck their dads as a threatening defence tactic
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Allison! I owe you a questionnaire, don’t I.
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1. Would you rather find true love (your “soulmate”) or 20 million dollars? (That’s 23.8 million NZD, 15 million euros, OR 19.7 million CAD. SEE, I EVEN CONVERTED IT FOR YOU.)
True love would be nice. Am I lame for picking true love because I think that would be really nice. Once I pull my high-stakes multinational bank heist...
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Anonymous asked: tell me how you are
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worldfamousprofessor:
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
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I look at you and see all the ways a soul can bruise, and I wish I could sink my...
– Shinji Moon (via fawnes)
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boltong:
when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you
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punctuation
implexa:
lots of times i’ve heard about people curving around their lovers like apostrophes and commas and ellipses but when you brush your swollen lips against my shivering spine grammar goes right out the window.
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“Charlie Bit My Finger”?
Don’t get cute with me, recommended for you section on Youtube.
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thats-slightly-raven:
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEYARD hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit
portablemiah:
science has gone too far and i miss it, come back science… science come home. if you see this science please tell me
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WOW I have the hottest friends?? Holy shit am I on a CW teen drama or something, how is this even statistically possible bless you all
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humanpoetry asked: What goes on in your mind and how does it work?
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